I have been in the military for several years now and have never had to deal with MP’s for anything. Until Today. I was told to inspect 100% of the vechicles that came through my checkpoint today. Had to check a one star general, and he came back and decided to talk to all of us in a positive manner. In my opinion 100% means everyone. So when an MP comes rolling through the checkpoint we stop them too. One would think that an MP doesn’t have more pressing business than a one star general. Have stopped several and no problems until a PFC comes rolling through today.
I inform him to get out of the vehicle so we can search it. He refuses, his excuse…? He is an MP! I inform him that I don’t care, and I think that hurt his feelings. Cause we went back and forth on this for several minutes until I practically forced him out of my area. I told him where to go and he parked right in the road blocking all outgoing traffic. Busy me barked at him to pulled ahead and out of the way…, didn’t swear, just said firmly to move. Then I got a lecture from him on how he is an MP and I (Being an NCO, in charge of the detail, and two pay grades above him) can not talk to him like that. I will admit this puzzled me and I stood there for a second making sure he was a PFC and I just don’t need glasses. Sure enough the little cocksucker is, and probably fresh out of AIT too.
Then this little fuck gets out of the car and all into my face informing me about how he is an MP and how he doesn’t have to take orders from me regardless of my rank, that this is his post (found out later that he is from a post an hour away), and conviently rests his hand on his pistol at his side. Then one of my LT’s come over to tell him to just go, which the person that he was waiting for to get papers from the MP station had returned by then. After argueing with the LT explaining that WE can’t talk to him this way, and the LT repeating, OK please leave, over and over he finally left.
I can understand my LT to an extent…, he got him out of there which was most important at the time. However everyone else just joked about it and laughed. I think it is kind of a problem to have an MP come into my area of operation and start telling me what to do when he hasn’t even been doing his own job a year. Being near by the MP station I decided to talk to the desk sergeant in there about this and hopefully resolve it. (was told I should give one of my own soldiers an article 15 for less recently). He didn’t give a fuck! He yelled at me for checking MP vechicles…, I had to argue with an E-5 about why his soldier has no respect or disicpline. Basically he defended him. He stated that I have to check the one star general but not MP’s. I asked if that meant that an MP has more pressing business than a general. Then he told me I was putting words in his mouth. I don’t see how, I just said it more bluntly. Then he caved and said that this guy doesn’t even work there.
I stopped CID that came by to negotiate a hostage situation, fire chiefs that were sent to investigate some explosion, an ambulance with two patients in the back, one without pants on, and the general. The only problem I had was with this one PFC. If its that important for some of the vechicles to come through why can’t they establish a password system or call in advance announcing thier arrival?
I had to call the MP station on another post and talk to the desk sergeant there before I got someone that understood this issue. Then again he may of said just what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. I guess I should of been an MP so I don’t have to follow orders.
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