Me and the wife got into a little argument this weekend…, which happens. I decided to lock myself in a room cause she wouldn’t stop yelling. In the process of closing the door she stood in the way and blocked the door from being able to close. I gave her a little push and locked the door.

My wife has the problem with getting too mad too fast, and can’t calm down. No matter what I do she will stand there and yell all night repeating the same thing over and over. Saturday was no different, I just wasn’t in the mood to just sit there and listen.

Having no choice but to either shut-up or yell at a door, she decided she was going to call my 1SG. Which considering the amount of trouble I am in and the amount of attention I get from the media and other soldiers, when I have a problem, he does everything by the book and then some. He hears my wife tell him that I pushed her…, so he labels that domestic abuse. Orders me to pack my bags and move into the barracks. No questions, just move out of my house. Also seeing I pushed my wife, he calls the police. My wife mad but not mad enough to send me to jail sends them on their way and no charges are pressed.

Meanwhile I am living in a stank-ass room with no food. There is only one bathroom on the floor, which also holds the showers. So now I have to get up and take a shower with the rest of my unit, if I have to piss in the middle of the night I have to get fully dressed and walk down the hall. If I want to eat, I have to go across post to the 24 hour shopette.

OK, yes, me and the wife argue. But can you honestly tell me you have never been in a relationship where you have never argued? I pushed my wife but I did it slow and soft, I just wanted to close the door. I didn’t push her on the ground or down the stairs…, I gave her a rude, “excuse me” push.

I swear if my life gets any more “interesting”, as some of you put it. I am going to have a stroke or something worse.